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Halle Berry Knocked Up Again »

Halle Berry Knocked Up Again

Halle Berry is pregnant and apparently, still continuing to forge a meaningful, longterm relationship with a boyfriend who is not you. From where I sit, it’s tough to sympathize too much, because it’s not me, either. One of Halle’s friends, who has a mouth bigger than Paris Hilton’s crotch cave, said that she conceived her first baby through in vitro fertilization and her second through artificial insemination.

The friend went on to yap, “She’s just ecstatic to be pregnant again. She wasn’t sure if she’d have another baby, so she’s very happy!”

Halle’s rep put his hand and refused to comment on this.