Can someone please tell me how it is that Fergie actually looks good in the new issue of Allure magazine? I mean, I know she’s been heavily Photoshopped in this shoot, but did they Photoshop her penis out, too? All I know is these pictures of Fergie in a bikini are not making me throw up, and I’m truly confused.

Crimping was never hot (ok, maybe just a little) but Fergie needs to leave that shit alone!
Her crimped hair is eating her methface. She’s so unfeminine it’s a shame she wasn’t born a man.

Here’s Fergie performing with the Black Eyed Peas in Sydney.

Candies have agreed to pay Fergie 4 million dollars to promote their shoes inside of her songs. Meaning this hairy bitch will slip lyrics about shoes and shoe related products into her songs.

Female First says: “The 32-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer, who has become the first star to agree to product placement in her songs, will write and perform tracks endorsing fashion company Candie’s on her second solo album.”

An executive at Fergie’s record label Interscope said: “With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music. The trick is to make the brand part of the song so that it slips down easily rather than chokes the fan. Candie’s will have no say over exactly what Fergie will sing, or when. Fergie does not sing jingles so it will have to work unobtrusively in the song.”

Fergie has also agreed to allow Candie’s advisors to style fans at her shows.

I’m distressed by the lack of credibility in the music industry.
She needs to work on a deal with AVON and get some ANEW. Seriously, the stuff works wonders!