Ellen Page’s Probably Just A Hipsteur »
Feb 28, 2008 in Ellen Page | 0 Comments

Ellen, you know we love you, right? But listen, all right. I’m just trying to be friendly here. We all want what’s best. So, it’s with the greatest respect that I halfhearted ask you to stop dressing like Juno. The movie is done - all the awards have been handed out. There’s nothing left to do but allow it to have its DVD run. You got two movies coming out soon, and two more in the works - it’s time to move on. Let the high-school hipsteur garb go. Burn the old wardrobe, Ellen. Stay out of Old Navy - it’s time to upgrade to the Gap.

