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Paris Hilton at the “Hottie & the Nottie” premiere

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie & the Nottie premiered yesterday night. And as you can see, Paris chose a typically understated look for the event wearing Windsor Fashions finest and dripping in Zales diamonds. All it’s really missing here is a tiara.

Christine Lakin pictured below would be the titular role of the “Nottie.” I hope the makeup teams needed to make this woman less attractive than Paris Hilton win a goddamn Oscar for their part in this. Needless to say, it didn’t work. They could have given the other girl 4 legs and 30-inch cock and it would still be close. They should have switched roles.

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