Denise Richards filed documents last week in her ongoing divorce from Charlie Sheen, and included several emails she claims were written to her by Sheen. So obviously Page Six printed them. Oh, and they’re just adorable, like a poem from olden days:

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig.”

“You are an evil piece of shit. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don’t get a fucking dime till this is resolved.”

“Go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser.”

Lovely! And that’s just some of it! I really hope Charlie puts all these e-mails together one day for a book about love. It will be a Valentine’s Day best seller!

Oh and Denise also claims Charlie used to visit gay porn sites featuring underage boys.

Charlie Sheen is engaged to his girlfriend of more than a year, real estate investor, Brooke Mueller. He’s 41 and she’s 29. Denise Richards was asked about the engagement and she had nothing but nice things to say. She was almost certainly clenching her chin the entire time.

She said, “I am genuinely happy for the two of them. In fact, I sent them flowers to congratulate them both. I’ve spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That’s all that matters to me.”

Richie Sambora in Hawaii recently dumped Denise. She also denies that she paid a matchmaker $50k to help her find a man. Unfortunate Denise!

She may be unlucky in love, but she says hot things. I watched some red carpet interview with her on Access Hollywood or something where they asked her about love advice and she said, “I’m the wrong person to give advice. I stole my best friend’s husband!”

I love that she totally acknowledges that she stole her best friend’s man! It totally redeemed her, in my eyes!