I think everybody and their mother has gone for the obligatory bj with teeth joke with these pics. Suffice to say, I won’t go there. I’ll just offer AnnaLynne some advice. Practice on something other than a banana. This is a dangerous game she’s playing. If she doesn’t work this out I may not let her give me oral.

AnnaLynne is the star of the Feb issue of GQ Mag, but honestly, there’s something fundamentally wrong with AnnaLynne McCord. Maybe it’s that she looks like some kind of weird human/cat hybrid thing, or maybe it’s that she’s so fucking annoying in her incessant bid for attention. Either way, these pics aren’t doing it for me, but maybe you’ll like ‘em.

AnnaLynne McCord isn’t stupid. She knows that if she heads to the beach and makes sure every single Paparazzi Agency is there to shoot it, she’ll be the talk of every blog the next day. While I admire her effort, she could definitely learn a thing or two from Hilary Duff’s Method:

Step 1. Big tits
Step 2. I haven’t gotten this far but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with big tits

This is AnnaLynne McCord! AnnaLynne plays the bitchy girl on the 90210 and she’s horrible. I’ve watched it a couple of time and you can almost literally see her chewing the scenery. In fact, she consumed a table and two chairs at the Peach Pit. Less is more, Anna.

Here she is performing with pirates at the Treasure Island Casino in Vegas. Vegas gets weirder and weirder.