Feb 29, 2008 in Britney Spears, Adnan Ghalib, Knocked Up | 0 Comments
Rumors have been swirling all week that Britney might be pregnant with Adnan Ghalib kid, after he went around and started bragging to all the tabloids about it. Now we didn’t take much stock in that because, well, Adnan is an enormous famewhoring loser. But that was before I saw this recent photo. So… Yep! Looks like its safe to set the Doomsday Clock forward another minute or so - because Britney is smoking for two now!
FAS face won’t even describe the mutation that’s gonna come out of that rotting stinkhole she calls vagina, she might actually give birth to an actual hammerhead shark, and with terrorist affiliations no less.
Someone put this collaborating retard out of her misery already, please!
Jan 24, 2008 in Britney Spears, Adnan Ghalib | 0 Comments
During his sordid interview with Entertainment Tonight, Adnan Ghalib claimed he would marry Britney Spears if she proposed.
“Would anybody say no?”
Um, yeah, I think anyone who’s not into bipolar chicks with a hygiene problem would probably say no. Anyhow, Adnan claimed he and Britney had a pregnancy “scare” last week, but he firmly believes the singer would like to make babies with him. You know, to replace the old ones she can’t see anymore.
“She has a very maternal instinct. She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant. I think she was hoping she was pregnant with my child.”
Too bad that maternal instinct doesn’t make her want to attend custody hearings, huh?
Regarding Britney’s bad British accent, Adnan said, “She just thinks it’s cute.”
Breaking news: it’s not actually cute.
