Was there more to Madonna firing her trainer than we knew? Page Six has word of a million dollar lawsuit against Tracy Anderson, the woman credited with maintaining the Material Mom’s figure. Ex-boyfriend Glynn Barber says he invested heavily in Anderson’s fitness ventures, receiving only a “Dear John” letter in return. “She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company,” says Barber.

And that’s not all! According to the ex, jilted in 2007, Tracy’s full of lies, magic and poisonous venom. “I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical ‘Cats’ for four years…None of this turned out to be true. I wish there was some way to inform her new boyfriend that he is playing with ‘The Cobra.’ Tracy absolutely has some voodoo capability.” Guess Madonna should watch out for sharp pains and snake bites, too.

Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine. We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, Alba’s divorce party etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”

Here’s Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bloomingdales in Century City:

Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves wasted no time in whoring out exclusive first pics of their spawn, Levi to OK! for an astounding $3 million! This shit is big business! Time to make holes in the condom! OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby’s name is.

OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby’s first Christmas. He’s not even a week old.

Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich has hired Winehouse to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery. Winehouse is reportedly being paid $2 million for the show…

Why in the helly hell would you want Winehouse to sing at your party? She’s only going to show up hours late, curse out your guests, dedicate every song to her Blaaaake, fall off the stage and unintentionally expose her vagina at least once.

Parvati Shallow was declared the winner of “Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favourites.” Her prize was a cool $1 million. Parvati had participated in “Survivor: Cook Islands”, 3 seasons ago and she finished 6th. This was her second time around. Her experience has taught her well and she won.

The other contestant, Amanda Kimmel, had 3 votes from a jury of previous castoffs. Parvati managed to bag 5 votes and thus she won. She became Survivor’s 16th millionaire.

Parvati worked as a charity organizer. Running in the Survivor series was a far cry from her job. Jeff Probst, the show’s host, removed the ballot box and took it to New York because he wanted to keep the winner a secret. The winner was only announced towards the very end of the show.

Nothing warms my heart quite like a Joe Francis getting sued story – so I’m elated to report this morning that Ashley Alexandra Dupre is suing Francis to the tune of $10 million for filming her underage and exploiting her likeness.

Francis said he was “surprised and in fact amazed” by the lawsuit, noting he has not released new video of Dupre “due to corporate policy of not using footage of individuals younger than 18″ and asserting she gave her consent on video, providing identification.

I’m sure there’s a big gray area with intricate legal nuances to determine who’s culpable here… But when it comes down to it? If Joe Francis rescued a bunch of orphans and puppies from an ax-wielding murderer, and the murderer sued Joe Francis for injuries sustained – I’d be the first to donate half my paycheck to afford that murdering sonofabitch the best damn legal representation money can buy. So there’s pretty much no way I’m not going to take the side of the five thousand dollar whore. Or should I say, ten million dollar whore – right, Ashley? Ka-ching!

An illicit copy of an apparently “steamy,” still-FBI-classified film reel — 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which Marilyn Monroe performs oral sex on an unidentified man — was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews.

You know what would be even cooler than a Marilyn Monroe port-mortem sex tape? A Paris Hilton post-mortem sex tape, released the day after tomorrow.

In a new ad campaign that will promote safe sex and sex education, Johnny Depp has reportedly been offered $10 million to become the face of Trojan condoms. Figuratively I’m assuming. The Daily Star says:

Depp, 44, a big advocate of safe sex education, would be expected to appear in a series of offbeat TV commercials for the company’s new Magnum range. Trojan bosses believe “Rubber Johnny” would not only expand sales in the US but also help inspire an anti-AIDS campaign to send free condoms to third world countries. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star also holds huge sway with teen fans and one slogan the ad executives are playing with is: “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.”

Are you kidding me? $10 million? For that money you can send an awful lot of free condoms to 3th world countries! He’d make a horrible spokesperson for a condom maker because no straight woman in her right mind would say no to having unprotected sex with Johnny Depp.

Milana Dravnel the women who took compromising photographs of Oscar De la Hoya wearing women’s underwear, says she will sue the boxer after the incident ruined her status.

Dravnel, 22, filed the lawsuit in New York today, asking $100 million alleging, among other charges, defamation and infliction of emotional distress.

The lawsuit claims she was having an affair with the boxer that lasted over a year when she look the photos now extensively spread on the Internet. Dravnel sold the pictures to a website in September for $70,000.

In the lawsuit Dravnel claims that De La Hoya’s lawyer Stephen Espinoza, convinced and exposed her to deny the photo’s legitimacy publicly, resulting in a media smear and ruined her name and modeling career.

Dravnel says she has “suffered from increased, severe levels of stress, anxiety and depression” and “has been unable to work since the incident,” reports The LA Times.

She is asking for monetary damages in addition to a public apology from the boxer, the Times say. No public comment has been made yet by De la Hoya concerning the lawsuit.

The News of the World claims that Lindsay Lohan is broke. When she returns to Los Angeles next week to shoot a movie, she’ll be staying in a friend’s guesthouse because she can’t afford a hotel. The old Lohan apparently blew $7 million in just a few months.

A source claims she spent $1 Million on just one hotel bill.

“Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast. She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count.”

This source also claims she blew almost $1 Million on chauffeurs.

That’s the kicker right there. WHAT, $1 Million on drivers??? Those are some plagiarize drivers then, because they let her ass drive herself and crash into trees and shit.

She also spent $1 Million on clothes, $350,000 on cars, $70,000 on tanning, $500,000 on partying alone and $137,000 on rehab.

Lohan is so hard up for cash that she’s selling off her Manhattan and Los Angeles pad.

This article is all sorts of funny. They had me until they got to the “driver” part. Please! Everyone knows that Lohan doesn’t pay for clothes! She steals that shit! They also forgot to include the cash she almost certainly wastes on her parents. Come on!