The Enquirer has a report today that says Macaulay Culkin tried to kill himself and that the only reason he didn’t succeed was that friends were there to save him. Apparently his heroin and pill use was so bad that Macaulay had blood all over him from shooting up and that his breakup from Mila Kunis after 8 years was the trigger for all of it. His friends say that he needs rehab but that he is in denial and feels like he does not have a problem but that he will probably end up dead if he does not get help soon.
I’m seriously asking, do we believe anything in The Enquirer now? I always picture it with covers of “Elvis Is Still Alive” type stuff.