On this week’s episode of that CW drama, Dan and Blair lamented their boring roll in the sack via the following exchange:
Blair: “That was terrible… like the least sexy thing since Courtney Stodden.
Dan: I don’t know who that is, but it’s much worse.”
Sort of funny, right? Not to the 17-year old piece of plastic who makes Kim Kardashian look talented.
“Oh Blair… If Dan was with me, I would have shown him a waaay better time! xxx #gossipgirl @gossipgirl,” Courtney Tweeted in response.
Congrats, Courtney: YOU are to blame for Dan and Blair’s terrible sex life!