Paris Hilton Invades Bora Bora
Aug 12, 2009 in Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and her braided hair have entered the island of Bora Bora. The warrior princess was dressed in typical fighting gear, a sparkly headband and a string bikini. It is unknown what Paris Hilton wants with the island, although it is suspected that she is looking to build a new Hilton hotel over important wildlife habitat and rename the island “Whora Whora.” Local men should be on the look out for this predator after dark. Paris Hilton is very familiar with invasions, so stay tuned for additonal updates as the come in.

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