Chris Brown took time out from a celebrity basketball game in New York City yesterday to pose with a couple local members of law enforcement, because that’s just what kind of wholesome, all around good guy he is. Sadly, the cameras missed him helping an old woman across the street, rescuing a kitten from a tree and pleading on the phone with his agent not to drop him.

As someone who just had a baby, I gotta say – how the fuck does Octomom Nadya Suleman survive? I don’t care how much help she gets, changing diapers alone must be an all-day affair. And when TMZ has pictures of Suleman shopping at MAC, I really have to know what the hell is going on. Which is why a reality show starring the mother of 14 might actually get some viewers. We want to be flies on the wall at the home of this crazy bitch. We all want to know how the hell she can conceivably live her life without going mental. Or maybe she does go mental – which would also make for great TV.

It’s no secret that Suleman has been trying to turn her crazy situation into a cash cow, and now it seems her wish has come true, as the octuplet mother has signed agreements with European production company Eyeworks for each of her 14 children to earn $250 a day to star in a reality television show. Fifteen percent of their earnings will be put into a trust account that Suleman can’t get her meaty fingers on.

Needless to say, exploiting the situation is turning into the windfall Suleman was hoping for. The question is: Will you be watching?

The L.A. coroner’s official toxicology report on Michael Jackson is due any day now and it may be what investigators need to charge his personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, with manslaughter. Dr. Murray has been the focus of a manslaughter investigation, because investigators believe that he’s the one who gave Michael Jackson the deadly dose of Propofol. The police believe this, because apparently, Dr. Conrad Murray admitted it two days after Michael’s death. That’s what TMZ claims anyway.

An LAPD source told them that Dr. Murray regularly gave Michael Propofol to help him sleep. And I thought I was hardcore by taking a Tylenol PM with a shot of whiskey to help me go off to dreamland.

The day Michael died, Dr. Murray gave him an IV drip of the powerful anesthesia. Dr. Murray did it without monitoring Michael by an EKG which apparently is a huge no-no in the medical community. The police source went on to say that they believe Dr. Murray even took a little nap while administering the drug. When he woke up, Michael was already dead from heart failure.

Dude is fucked. Hopefully.