Olivia Wilde Is Megan Fox’s Lesbian Crush
May 19, 2009 in Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde
Megan Fox notably told GQ last year:
“I could see myself in a relationship with [Olivia Wilde] — she is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
You’ve got to give that Megan credit for such an exciting metaphor, but I don’t really see your average guy strangling a mountain ox our of pure erotic enthusiasm for Olivia Wilde. Now choking a chicken or spanking a monkey, sure. It’s really just a question of choosing the right metaphorical animal here.
Olivia’s gymnast-themed photo shoot in next month’s GQ:
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