Despite Ryan Seacrest’s assertion that Britney Spears is pregnant with her third child, I’m pretty sure she’s not knocked up. How do I know? I just saw this tape of Britney’s tampon string practically slapping everyone in the face at the front row of her Anaheim show.

Given how she’s been looking recently, you’d expect these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to melt your eyes out of your head, or if not turn you to stone. But that won’t happen. In fact, Lindsay looks halfway, okay, more like quarter-way decent. It’s the boobs that save her, really, since everything else is pretty much a write-off. But I’ve got to say, for a 41-year-old, anorexic, coke head, Lindsay doesn’t look awful.

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I don’t know what happened to Jessica Biel’s movie Powder Blue but I guess it proves that you can’t have Justin Timberlake’s boyfriend stripping in a film because I never saw it in any theatres . Anyway, here is a candid of her learning the trade. I wonder if Jessica’s man butt can tear that rope to shreds?