Megan Fox is supposedly on the top of everyone’s list to play She-Hulk. Starting a new franchise is a good decision, as this should add another dimension to the Hulk saga: Tits!

“The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!”

The only problem I have with She-Hulk is that she’s nothing like the female equivalent of Hulk. While Hulk transforms into a powerful green lunatic twenty times his size, She-Hulk transforms into a dainty porn star painted green. Every time I look at her, I expect her to put her hand over her mouth and giggle. Plus, she never shreds nearly enough clothing when she transforms. It’s like they want me to NOT get a boner while reading this at the library.