Paris Hilton Is On Vacation
Mar 12, 2009 in Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is currently vacationing in Hawaii with her new boyfriend, because, of course she is. What did you expect, her to be visiting sick kids or doing humanitarian work in Darfur? Well, with any luck, maybe she’ll be mistaken for a surfboard and get slapped face down in the water until she drowns to death. It’s the little hopes like these that get me through the days, you know?
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