Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn’t cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston paid a total of $56,000 to keep her mop looking like this.

McMillan accompanied the 40-year-old on a first-class flight from Los Angeles to London at an estimated cost of over $20,000 each before being treated to a seven-day all expenses paid stay in several top hotels for around $14,000 and a second flight to Paris costing $5,600.

In addition, his daily fee is said to cost another $2,000 per day, pushing up his paycheck up by another $14,000.

Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And in this economy!

She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.