Katy Perry Is Retarded
Feb 26, 2009 in Katy Perry

I used to think Katy Perry was just a run-of-the-mill attention whore, but after seeing these photos of her at a show in Manchester last night, I’m starting to reconsider. The bright red heels and blue and white polka-dotted skirt? Actual smiley faces affixed to her shoulders? I think we may be looking at full on Downs Syndrome here. I mean, what kind of non retarded person names their cat Kitty Purry, anyway? And not just any Downs Syndrome either, I mean like super retarded. Like Juliette Lewis and Corky from “Life Goes On” had a lovechild and named her Katy Perry retarded. In that case, I should probably start being nicer to her. It’s not nice to make fun of retarded people, you know.
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