Salma Hayek married her baby-daddy in a secret ceremony in Paris on Valentine’s Day. According to various reports, Salma and French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault (that handsome devil pictured above) tied the knot in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris, which is owned by Francois’ family. People magazine says:

Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, were married on Saturday – St. Valentine’s Day – in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris.
There had been recent reports that the couple – whose daughter, Valentina Paloma Pinault, was born in Los Angeles in September 2007 – had reunited after they had called off their marital engagement in July 2008.

I didn’t think it was possible for me to adore Salma Hayek anymore than I already do!! When she’s not busy saving the world with her wonder leche, she’s digging for gold! I doubt there’s a pre-nup involved. Francois asked her to sign one, but she jiggled her bitties a bit which hypnotized him to forget all about that stupid document! In a quick minute, Salma will have all the cash she needs to buy the Isle of Lesbos for Pennelope Cruz. They will rename it the Isle of Chichis, naturally. That’s my idea of heaven.