Us Weekly claims Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s marriage is on the rocks. Lopez showed up to last week’s New York premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button without her wedding ring on and Anthony was spotted in Vegas the weekend before without his on. A friend of Anthony’s told the magazine:

“He’s very, very controlling of her. The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.”

A longtime friend of Lopez’s added:

“She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies. With him, it’s almost like, ‘Ugh, they’re crying again?’ Jennifer looked around and said, ‘This is my life now? I’m a Long Island housewife?’ She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes.”

Well, maybe that’s for the best. Now she can get back to her one true love, horribly cliched romantic comedies, and he can get back to his one true love, scurrying through dumpsters and gnawing on the brains of humans. Or whatever it is that washed-up pop stars and zombie sewer rats do in their spare time time.

Aubrey O’Day recently turned lesbian but not really because she tells Us:

“At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love… no matter what options are on the table.”

That’s cool. Most raging sluts won’t admit their raging sluts. Aubrey O’Day is unabashedly so. She’d get horny if you put a baseball bat and lube by her nightstand. See that dog she’s holding? She probably took it back home and f’d it against its will because she thought their souls were intertwined.

File this one under “Ewwww”: Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford is still breast-feeding her two-year old son. Page Six says:

The 40-year-old pregnant mother [said] she still nurses her walking, talking 2- year-old son, Hermés. “It’s an amazing bond with your child,” she said, even pointing out that the experience benefits her body.

Okay. Dress it up however you like, but that’s creepy. Usually when your kid is fully cognizant and speaks coherently, that’s a good time to wean him away from your breasts. Normal people are a little freaked out when their son asks to put your nipple in his mouth. At least according to my mother. Personally, I think she’s just holding out on me.