Madonna Falls On Her Ass
Dec 15, 2008 in Madonna
I raise my mug of Sanka this morning to the rain gods, because without them, Madonna would’ve never fallen on her Hulk ass last night in Rio de Janeiro. Guy Ritchie totally paid someone off to make that happen. When bitches fall, I immediately laugh and point. I can’t help it. When Madonna falls, I immediately screams “hallelujah” and air hi-five whoever made this hotness happen. It’s the little things in life.
Skip to about the 0:35 mark in the video above to see Madonna’s nut-cracking ass hit the floor. I’m surprised the stage didn’t fucking collapse into a million pieces after her kryptonite butt cheeks pummeled it. If her memaw ass took off those heartard sunglasses, she might fucking be able to see the damn water on the stage. Make it rain again!
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
darnelle danglade | Jan 7, 2009 | Reply