Jennifer Aniston Strips for Calendar

Dec 5, 2008 in Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is almost catatonically boring, but even I am willing to admit that she’s got a fantastic body. I was not aware, however, that she did calendars. Why in the holy hell anyone would want to look at her every single day for a year is beyond me. Five minutes, I can understand, especially if the picture cuts her off at the head. But a whole year? I ain’t got that kinda saintly tolerance, my friend.

Here are the pictures from her 2009 desktop calendar. Now you can look at them for five minutes and not have to spend any money or stare at her stupid face for a year. There are really only a couple of pictures that are important here. I trust you’ll be able to figure out which ones.