Saintly humanitarian and permanent sunglasses-wearer, Bono, isn’t above playing pat-a-cake with a couple of mere babes! Celebrity Fix reveals:

The 48-year-old rocker, dubbed ‘Saint Bono’ by the UK tabloids due to his tireless humanitarian work, was chilling in St. Tropez with pal Simon Carmody when he was photographed hanging out with the two 19-year-olds, who later partied with the dad-tastic pair on a private yacht.

And the pics, of course, ended up on the girl’s Facebook pages.

One of the bikini-clad pair, American fashion student Andrea Feick, laughed off any sordid suggestions when quizzed by the Mail On Sunday.

“I think that for somebody who’s much older than I am… no thank you,” she said.

“No…God no! God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.”

Sounds innocent, despite the Daily Mail alleging that “later that evening, [Bono and the girls] took a stroll along the beach, where Bono put his arm around Miss Feick’s waist and then wrapped himself around Miss Emerson’s neck.” Other pics posted on their profile include one of Andrea wearing a hat Bono bought in Disneyland.

We shouldn’t jump to conclusions here! I’m sure Bono was just feeding the hungry girls….with his peen. NO! Of course, none of that happened. The yacht was on its way to Africa and the three spent their journey discussing important humanitarian issues. Bono thinks much better with boobies in his face, so that’s why the girls are wearing bikinis. They’re just doing their part to save the world!