Jennifer Aniston: Very pregnant!
Oct 22, 2008 in Jennifer Aniston
On Monday, a rumor went around the interwebs that Jenny is knocked up with John Mayer’s sp wn. This little bump just adds more caca to the diarrhea pile. If that’s a baby bump, then I’m in my last trimester. It looks like burrito bloat to me.
If Jennifer was with child, she would already be on the cover of People Magazine with the headlines, “Yes, I’m Gay.” The headline is supposed to read, “Yes, I’m Pregnant.” but Maddox got to the printers just in time to fuck her over.
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