Paris Hilton Offers Advice To Sarah Palin
Oct 10, 2008 in Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin
Paris Hilton spoke to Harper’s Bazaar recently about her fake Presidential Campaign. What? Yeah, I know. Just roll with it. At any rate, she had some friendly advice for Sarah Palin:
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.
Well, I gotta hand it to her. If anyone knows a wonk-eye will only take you so far, it’s Paris Hilton. But why stop at a bikini? Everybody knows the fast track to stardom these days is all about the sex tape. Why break the glass ceiling when you can leave a Cleveland Steamer on it?
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