Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped
Oct 7, 2008 in Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton wants kids. Soon. Oh dear God. At her sister Nicky’s birthday at Pure nightclub over the weekend in Las Vegas, she told People magazine:
“I definitely want three or four [children],” she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister’s birthday. As for a timeline? “Soon,” she said. “Maybe a year or two.”
I’m pretty sure “Vagina of Napalm Bearing Offspring” is one of the final signs of the end of the world, along with plague, pestilence and “Former Beauty Pageant Contestant Clinching Vice Presidential Nom.”
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