Lindsay And Samantha Get Their Bikini On

Oct 1, 2008 in Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson

I’m mildly surprised Samantha’s wearing a normal bikini. Not only is Samantha wearing a bikini, but it’s pink… I guess I expected something more lesbianish. Like jean shorts or cargo pants. At long last, we finally have an idea of what Samantha Ronson looks like naked! Pale and pasty, like the underbelly of a fish, with sculpted physique of a pre-chewed wad of spongecake.

Here’s more of these two hipster gayelles in Los Cabos, Mexico.