Charlize Theron hates The Hills. She said as much Monday night at a screening of the film Battle in Seattle (directed by her husband Stuart Townsend). Theron told MTV News:

“I realized that this fucking show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of shit. That’s totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I’ll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.”

Charlize Theron: Smoking hot and hates The Hills. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have an erection. Don’t panic; it’s more scared of you than you are of it.