Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson To Wed
Sep 11, 2008 in Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
There have been rumors for months that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are getting married sometime this year. Sam didn’t exactly quash those rumors Sunday night during her gig at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. According to The Sun, Sam announced:
“ Sam used her DJ slot at [the] Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
And it’s also to underestimate the power of the penis. Can you tell the sun not to set or the stars not to shine? It’s Lindsay fucking Lohan, people. The only way you’d have a better chance of hitting that is if your penis were a lightning bolt and Lindsay were made of tinfoil and metal rods.
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