Ricky Martin is apparently the father of twin boys. Unmarried, ungirflriended Ricky Martin. Turns out he decided to rock the ol’ rent a uterus and had a surrogate mother deliver him a pair of sons. His rep told People

“In recent weeks, Ricky Martin became a proud father by the birth of twin sons. The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”

Putting his penis in an actual vagina minutes must have been completely out of the question. I imagine the suggestion was met with a bout of frenzied hand flurrying and an eyes-squinched-shut high-stepping “ew, ew, ew! Gross!” And God knows you can’t get someone pregnant by doing it in the butt.