Now You Too Can Smell Like Christina Aguilera

Now You Too Can Smell Like Christina Aguilera

This is some sweatshop fuckery. It pretty much looks like shit you would find at the dollar store. The new ad promises:

Christina Aguilera INSPIRE brings a little of her self-assured confidence and sexiness to every woman’s life. The fragrance will remind you not to drift along with the crowd, but will inspire you to stand up for what you believe in and strive for your dreams. The fragrance celebrates being a woman, full of feminity and fun. Be inspired, be sexy and be exactly what you want to be.

Especially if who you want to be is a sluttier transvestite version of Pennywise the Dancing Clown from Stephen King’s “It.” Beep beep Richie!

1 Comment(s)

  1. uhuuuu eaii galeraahh

    patricia | Aug 23, 2008 | Reply

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