Amy Winehouse performed at the V festival in Essex, England over the weekend, oh, and you’ll never guess how it went. The Daily Mail says…

Her stuttering performance saw hordes of fan stream away from the main stage … she was sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eye.
She coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs.
The 24-year-old dedicated Wake Up Alone to husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who is serving a 27-month prison sentence, which prompted a smattering of boos from the crowd.

Day 2 of the festival was sort of better for Winehouse, but not really; she did manage to make a funny. Winehouse told the audience:

“You’re a really nuts crowd. I’m not on drugs, honest. So boo you guys for yesterday.”

If Winehouse is off the bad shit for good, then the entire drug industry would collapse. Half of South America would close for business. Here’s more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.