David Beckham took his new Rolls Royce Drophead for a spin yesterday in Beverly Hills. According to Yahoo! Autos, the 2008 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe retails for $407,000. But check this out – it only gets 11 miles to the gallon. If gas keeps going up, Beckham’s gonna be kicking himself for making such a foolish purchase. Idiot.

Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova is being attacked by the Brazilian media for appearing too fat on the runway. Kurkova was slammed in the country for appearing in a bikini with what critics called “back fat, love handles and cellulite” at the Cia Maritima show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week.

Back fat aside, I also think it’s odd that Karolina seems to be missing her bellybutton. Perhaps her back ate it.

You know, I never understood the sex appeal of Matt Damon until now. Probably because it brings back memories of my 11th grade algebra teacher. Say what you will, but 35-year-old math enthusiasts who never had sex before make for surprisingly generous lovers. Unfortunately, they also make for unsurprisingly huge crybabies after you dump them for a senior on the wrestling team.