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Mini-Me picked up his mini-phone, called his mini-lawyers and ordered them to file a not-so-mini lawsuit against TMZ. Mini-Me is suing over that super sexy tape of him doing fuckey fuckey times with some pony lady.

In the lawsuit filed yesterday, he claims TMZ “violated his privacy rights and infringed on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape” on their website. According to Mini, the sexay tape was stolen by a mini-burglar!

He is asking for $20 million and wants the court to stop the distribution of this porn masterpiece.

In Touch Weekly is claiming the woman in the Mini-Me sex tape is 22-year-old actress Ranae Shrider (Mr. and Mrs. Shrider must be so proud of their little daughter). The magazine says she lived with Troyer for six months and “thought she would marry him.” Son of a bitch! He’s getting more action than I am. She’s hotter than any chick I’ve been with. I suck.

Here’s more pictures of Ranae Shrider with Mini-Me. She looks like she could swallow him whole. Oh and of course she has a picture with Paris Hilton. This is all Paris’s fault!

Lisa Rinna frolicked in the waves on the beach in Malibu, and why wouldn’t she? Her whole fucking life is basically a vacation. It’s one of the many perks of playing pretend for a living, besides the money and the sense of entitlement. Not that I’m sour or anything. See, I have my own ways of escaping reality. They’re called “World of Warcraft”. Lisa Rinna can suck it!