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Jessica Simpson upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

But now Pammi has hit back with a spectacular insult:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Obviously, Pamela has never looked in the mirror and has never googled her whorey bitch ass!

There’s really only one way to settle this new feud: Plastic hooker fight!

Duck!!! There’s a crackie bomb head our way! Actually, it’s a piece of gum, but it’s been inside Winehouse’s mouth which means it’s a crackie bomb. Winehouse launched her gum at the audience during her set at Glastonbury saturday.

Expect to see that little jewel on eBay. Police should have rushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.

When crocs are acceptable: If you’re a middle-aged housewife who also wears curlers in her hair to the supermarket; if you’re a child aged 12 and under; going to Wal-Mart; if you’re going to the zoo; for blogging, but only if no one ever knows; to a swimming pool, if the swimming pool is in your back yard; or, if you wear them ironically to a black-tie event.

When crocs are unacceptable: When you’re rich; when you’re a rock star; when you’re male; when you’re 60 or over; when you’re wrote a song called “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” or when you’re motherfucking Steven Tyler!!!!