Brooke Hogan Rocks Maxim

Jun 26, 2008 in Brooke Hogan

Hulk’s little princess is the latest blondie to shake her cha-chas for a photoshoot with the men’s mag. Of course, the Hulkster himself was on-set to ensure his baby girl didn’t show too much skin. Yes, because the Hogans are such conservative puritans and they want to maintain that image in the public’s eye. As you can tell, Hulk really cracked the whip during this shoot. She looks like a nun! Please, he cracked the whip alright, but in the privacy of his own basement.

And Brooke shouldn’t try to make “sexy face” because it’s looking more like “I just doodied in my panties face.”