Heather Locklear announced yesterday that she was “seeking treatment for psychological issues,” which is of course just celebrity speak for “I can’t function without my happy pills.” Her PR glossed over her addiction issues, saying:

“Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.

Heather started taking meds in 2006 after she divorced Richie Sambora. This past March, a friend called 911 because they were afraid Heather was suicidal.

From the looks of these pictures, she let her boozing and doping get out of control and based on my knowledge of upper class gang signs, it looks like Heather is claiming Malibu Crips.