Mickey Rourke Is Gay
Jun 18, 2008 in Mickey Rourke
Fact: If you find yourself eyeballing a testicle less than two feet from your face and you’re not a urologist, you’re a gay. If that testicle happens to be squashed out of the side of a leather banana hammock by a guy in a cowboy hat standing over a man in a dress, you should go ahead and invest in a mushroom brush and a Bowflex and learn the difference between wainscoting and boiserie.
Here’s Mickey Rourke enjoying karaoke night at Rokbar in South Beach.
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