Madonna Exposed in New Book

Madonna Exposed in New Book

Get ready to learn more about Madonna than you ever wanted to know in a tell-all book written by her brother Christopher Ciccone. Page Six says:

A source said, “[The book] extremely graphic and devastating. He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell… he’s seen it all.”

Graphic and devastating? Does it have pre-photoshopped and up close pictures of her a-hole and vag? We’ve seen and heard it all.

Christopher Ciccone, a gay decorator/chef, was ditched by his sister after she hooked up with her now husband Guy Ritchie, who [actor Rupret] Everett said was “uncomfortable around queens.”

WHAT?! He married the biggest homo of all! Guy practically married a gay pride parade. Anyway, the book is due out next month! An early birthday present for Maddona.

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