Scarlett Johansson Is Getting Married
May 6, 2008 in Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson

Breaking news now as it is being reported that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. He is 31, she is 23, and they’ve dated for just about a year now. People magazine says…
“They’re both thrilled.”
The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.
Ryan used to be engaged to Alanis Morissette and I can’t wait for her next song about this shit. If Alanis did write a song it would be called “Scarlett is going to marry my gay ex-fiancé”. I’m pretty sure he’s gay Donkey Punch. Who is going to tell Scarlett? I volunteer to tell Scarlett. She can cry on my shoulder (as long as she doesn’t sing).
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