Though news of their relationship was only revealed this week, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey may already be married. And the bitch didn’t even get a prenup. According to the New York Post, the couple was secretly married at Carey’s new home in the Bahamas. A source close to Carey revealed to the paper:

“They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she’s always had a crush on him. Everyone is happy to see her happy. And it could work out – some people know each other for five years and get divorced, maybe this is true instant love.”

Not everyone is so over-the-moon.

“There was no pre-nup – there wasn’t time,” said another worried source.

Why wouldn’t she marry a 27-year-old dude without a prenup? I mean, now I know Mariah really is a crazy bitch. I’m suprised Nick Cannon is allowed to keep his SAG card. His movies are pure, unfiltered, knee-high shit. Nick Cannon makes Will Smith look like Marlon Brando.