Avril Lavigne Cancels More Dates
May 5, 2008 in Avril Lavigne
Crap rocker Avril Lavigne has been forced to cancel a string of dates on her “The Best Damn Tour” after being afflicted with acute laryngitis. In a statement to fans, she said:
“My sincerest apologies to all of my fans. My intention was to complete the rest of the tour, but tonight at sound check in Anaheim, [Ca.], I realized this wasn’t possible. Even though I have been resting my voice for days, when I tried to sing nothing came out.”
She just couldn’t sing at all? Wow, it’s almost too perfect, as if a super strain of the virus was sent from the future to put a stop to Avril Lavigne. You know, kind of like the plot to The Terminator, only this time to save the human race from shitty music.
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