A exhibition of Pete Doherty’s bloody paintings launched in Paris yesterday – with the notable absence of the so-called artist himself.

The controversial exhibition contains 30 paintings by Doherty, using his own blood as well as the more traditional art instruments of pencils and paintbrushes.

One painting is a tribute to Kate Moss, but it looks more like Jackie Stallone after a botched facelift. Pete Doherty has also signed his name in blood on several painting using his used needles.

The exhibition runs until May 11th. Doherty won’t be able to make it since he’s sort of busy making grilled cheese sandwiches on the radiator in the chokey. However, I need one of Pete’s painting! Just touching one of his paintings will give me syphilis, but it’s worth it. I can say with confidence, that if [when] he dies, someone with more money than brains will pay a small fortune for this collection!

Amy Winehouse cried crack tears this morning as she left her home for the police station. Amy is expected to be arrested this afternoon in London for allegedly headbutting one dude and punching another while partying the other night.

Her spokeswhore said, :

“Amy Winehouse will be voluntarily attending a London police station today by appointment with the police. We understand that she will be questioned in connection with an alleged incident in Camden in the early hours of April 23 2008.”

While Winehouse was busy with the cops, Blaaaake was in court today. The Daily Mail reports that he was talking to a blonde in the public gallery. He told the ho that he “loved her” and she said the same to him. The girl told reporters that she’s known Blaaaake a long time.

I guess it was nice while it lasted, because the crackhead zombie known as Wino is going to rip out blondie’s heart with her teeth.

Blaaake’s trial begins June 2nd and could last six weeks. He was due to be released in May, but a judge ruled he will have to stay in the chokey until at least June 9th. Let the fun and games continue!

Today is definitely a screaming BLAAAAAAKE day! She’s going to scream it when she gets arrested and she’s going to scream it when she finds out he’s in jail until June. BLAAAAAKE! I’m screaming it for her.

Here’s some pictures of the crackhead zombie roaming the streets of London last night. That’s a face that could even make Satan cry.

No, not really. They just announced their engagement. But I figured I may as well just skip all the in-between bullshit. What’s the point?