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Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Pictures »

Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Pictures

Here are a few of the scandalous Miley Cyrus pictures from Vanity Fair where she took her clothes off. She even posed with daddy Billy Ray Cyrus. The pictures was shot by Annie Leibovitz. Miley has issued a statement and said the pictures were meant to be “artistic.”

She said:

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

I knew she would play the “artistic” card! She should have just said, “Annie put a gun to my head and made me do it.” It would have been a more believable response.

Disney issued this statement, “The BITCH IS DONE.” No, they said this:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

Manipulate a 15-year-old?! Vanity Fair told the New York Times that her parents were on set the entire time and even saw the pictures.

“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

Miley also told Bruce Handy, the journalist interviewing her, that she loved the photograph. Miley told him:

“Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

A source told People that Miley’s parents left before that shot was taken. Her grandmother and her teacher were on set.

“Miley’s grandmother and her teacher were there when she shot it. Annie convinced them it was going to be artistic. Her parents are mortified. They know this is a learning moment for Miley. The photo suggests that she is [naked], but she is not. She is covered by a sheet, and beneath the sheet she is clothed. Originally, she was in a flesh-colored tank top but was asked to remove it.”

Miley’s memaw is a slut! Seriously, it doesn’t matter if she was wearing a chastity belt underneath all that. The photograph is supposed to look like she’s naked which it does.

Honestly, the fact that she looks like the girl from “The Ring” is more disturbing.

Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Pictures

Wax please, Lourdes! »

Wax please, Lourdes. Thanks!

Madonna and her daughter Lourdes literally paid a visit to the Kabbalah Center in NYC yesterday. It seems like Lourdes was converted to mommy’s religion… I just wished she would be a little more careful with fashion!

Whoa that poor girl’s mustache. She’s probably going to get a wax treatment for her 13th birthday.

Wax please, Lourdes. Thanks! Wax please, Lourdes. Thanks! Wax please, Lourdes. Thanks!

Amy Winehouse Was Arrested »

Amy Winehouse Was Arrested

Amy Winehouse, the UK’s top heroine, was arrested in London on suspicion of assault late Friday afternoon. Winehouse allegedly attacked two men on Wednesday, head-butting one and punching the other as she tried to hail a taxi in the north London district of Camden.

Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is also behind bars awaiting trial on assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice charges.

As Pete Doherty is currently incarcerated as well, this is no doubt a difficult time for London’s street drug industry.