Paris Hilton Selling Some Fake Crap
Apr 14, 2008 in Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was in Bologna, Italy for some hair and beauty trade fair where she whored out her line of fake hair. That shit is aptly named “The Bandit,” because Paris is robbing your ass blind if you buy that ugly crap.
When I first saw that package she was holding, I thought it was for some dildo or blow up doll that she was hawking. The packaging has all the earmarks of a gaudy sex toy. It would be more appropriate given the fact that her hair, fake or real, always looks like dog shit.
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