Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just announced their engagement. Try not to roll your eyes too much or they’ll stay that way forever. Asshole posted this message on the Friends or Enemies website:

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”- Ashlee and Pete

Papa Joe confirmed to People and said he’s “totally happy” and “so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family.” You know that man is crying inside