Tori Spelling Is Pregnant

 Tori Spelling Is Pregnant

I blame it on Demi Moore. That goddamn Vanity Fair photo shoot she did back in 1991 basically achieved the same result that we’d get if we turned off our spam filters - essentially, leaving the door wide fucking open for any riffraff to just come strolling on in to ruin it for everyone.

And as if Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears weren’t bad enough, now there’s this. I don’t know who convinced Tori Spelling it’d be a good idea to pose for bikini pics while eight months pregnant but, congratulations, I hate you.

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