Archive for March, 2008

Jamie Lynn Registers in the Boonies »

Jamie Lynn Registers in the Boonies

Soon-to-be 17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears headed to her local Toys R Us this week to register for her baby shower. The actress sported an engagement ring on her finger for the trip, and wore a t-shirt which read, “The Rumors Are True.”

Spears drove 80 miles to Baton Rouge from her home at the Serenity mansion in Kentwood, La., was reportedly accompanied by her cousin, and, “somebody called ahead to say they were coming in,” a source told People.

Casey Aldridge, 18, the baby’s father, is listed as her “co-registrant” and the “event date” listed is July 10. Spears added the message: “Thank you for supporting us during this special time.”

The Zoey 101 star’s choices ranged from a $1.49 teething ring to a $300 car seat. Other requests include an ultrasound frame, a Cookie Monster bath towel and a Baby Neptune Ocean Gym. Spears was careful not to select any pink or blue items, instead opting for sage-green terry cloth changing-pad covers and receiving blankets decorated with Disney characters such as Winnie the Pooh and Tigger.

The one thing she really needs is not even on her registry….A CLUE. I’m joking. She will make a wonderful mother. I couldn’t even type that without laughing. Terrible.

Jennifer Aniston + Orlando Bloom = Boring Couple »

Jennifer Aniston + Orlando Bloom = Boring Couple

Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston looked like more than just friends at Eva Longoria’s new restaurant Beso earlier this week. An onlooker told the New York Post:

“They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.”

Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr’s main man, but she was “nowhere to be found” at the party.

They got it all wrong. She was sitting across the room and he was looking at her like she was his favorite guy in the world. Orlando’s current girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, has nothing to worry about. Keep moving along.

I just know Aniston is trying to make this happen! It’s never going to happen. She needs to link herself to someone more believable. I’m thinking….James Haven Voight. Now that’s a story!

Poison Drummer Arrested For Rape »

Rikki Rockett

Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was arrested at LAX on Monday on a rape warrant issued by Mississippi. Rockett had just stepped off a flight from New Zealand when he was arrested by the airport division of the LAPD. TMZ says:

Rockett, a former hairdresser whose real name is Richard Ream, was transported to the L.A. County Jail, where he was booked on a felony fugitive sexual assault warrant out of Neshoba County, Mississippi. Where Rockett is exactly right now is unknown. Information about the warrant and specific charges was not immediately available.

Rape charge in Mississippi? If convicted, he’s totally going to get the death penalty. They are hardcore down there! Shit, they will probably issue a public stoning.