A turkey in Turkey! Paris Hilton is over in Istanbul where she judged Miss Turkey 2008. During the show, some famous belly dancing lady named Arsena brought her onstage. Paris awkwardly tries to belly dance with her, but ends up just posing, smiling and trying to be sexy. Basically, the hula girl that you probably have on your dashboard is sexier than this skank.

Oh God (and by God I mean the mighty internet ) she is a retard, I hate it how it is she who stands up, and how she is pulling her skirt so that we see her chicken leg, and how she is the most retarder “dancer” (and I use the term as lightly as I can) I’ve ever had the chance to vomit after watching perform.