Larry King isn’t sexy?!

Larry King isn’t sexy?!

What is it that’s so un-sexy about Larry King: his face, his shitty interviews, or his gas problem? At least that’s what everyone who voted in an online poll said. He was voted least sexy television host. Look at the man! How can you wear suspenders every single day of your life, and be a former horse race track announcer, and not be called sexy? There’s at least seven women on this Earth who think Larry’s hot. He’s been married seven times. And the latest bride says she spanks Larry as he wears assless chaps. Picture THAT!

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